murder a shite

The act of taking a giant glorious shit originates in Ireland "said with an Irish accent"

Hey Patrick where are you going?

Oi! Calm your arse I gotta go murder a shite!

by Tupperware_33 November 22, 2015

shillerista

The followers of Alderman Helen Shiller in Chicago's 46th Ward. Shillerista is a combinaton of their leaders name and that of the El Salvodorean Communist guerrillas, the Sandinistas.

Shilleristas oppose all development that is not entirely low income subsidized housing and tend to picket new retail and housing developments in the ward that don't fit their worldview.

Shilleristas are by definition anti police and oppose the CAPS program in Chicago where citizens and the police work together to reduce crime.

The shilleristas picketed the renovation at the Wilson Avenue building because evil condo owners were buying there.

by IrishPirate1 November 11, 2008

not that kinda shirley

in reference to the really bad definitions of shirley that are on here, not that kinda shirley is awesome, almost angelic and applies to all the shirleys that are actually not white trailer trash sluts with daddy issues who want to steal your cancer meds to sell.

"is she some kind of shirley?"
"yeah..but not that kinda shirley, she's actually kinda cool, kinda funny, kinda awesome"

by dats wight wabbit March 16, 2020

scared shitless

When you lack faith in the integrity of the door lock to the public restroom you're using, and are so paranoid someone is going to walk in on you that panic causes sphincter muscle contraction, preventing relief of your bowels.

This could actually cause your shit to take even an even more awkwardly long time to complete, when you were hoping you could pull it off like you just ran in there for a pee.

When you eventually do emerge from the restroom, the person on the other side of the door will totes know what you been up to.

Remember to wash your hands afterwards, regardless of your productivity level.

Your hope that screaming "It's occupied" loud enough for the person in the cafe hallway to hear you will spare them from walking in, creating an awkward prison-type situation between you and an eight year old child.

*Rattling of the door handle*
"IT'S OCCUPIED!!!"
*so scared you can't shit, aka being scared shitless*

by LaRogue August 20, 2013

shirtle

(noun): a shirtless male, usually overcome by passion

Girl 1: What should I do with a shirtle?
Girl 2: Anything you damn well please

by bbking1205 July 11, 2006

sh1tler

it from words Hitler and sh1t
Most used when you wanna say that man rly suxs and you realy hate him hes an asshole or something like that.

Can be used in two forms Sh1tler and Sheetler - more cencored.

Idea autor - HellNuk3r in Lineage 2

You see ur worst enemy n he says "Hi ya bastard" and you say : "Go away Mr. Sh1tler"

by HelLNuk3r November 24, 2007

shiftless bastard

A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.

Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!

by Gunny bunny January 1, 2012