shitwank

See: Neocubed.com

neocubed is a real shitwank

by Dark Thunder June 28, 2004

shitcan

Severely beating someone.

Mr. X is going to shitcan Mr. Y for stealing his girl.

by JMydlak February 11, 2005

shithands

What happens when you use your hand to finish blowing your load after you have given it to your woman in the poopenshaff.

I had Angelina on all fours and was poking her dumper and was ready to jizz so I pulled out and blew all over her back, now I have shithands.

by Roots February 9, 2005

shitcan

To shotgun an alcoholic beverage.

Jenny decided to shotgun the beer.

by Sheldon March 26, 2005

shitland street

another name for the iconic New Zealand tv show Shortland Street. Mostly used by haters of the show, who have a dick in their mouth

Hayden: Ima watch Shortland street
Joe: you mean shitland street
Hayden: Go commit scooter ankle

by divoc91 February 4, 2021

Shitland

Another name for Rainland/officially known as ENGLAND.
Basically a country where it rains 24/7, no matter what sport or what game of cricket you play. Moment your team wins, it's rain.

Never seen a dry day since 2014. Pretty fucking shit.

Yo bro wtf, we're in shitland again? fuuuck

by icc_officialz August 12, 2021

Shitland

Not to be confused with the "Shetland Islands" the SHITLANDS is actually Australia and New Zealand

I would never go to the Shitland Islands.

Why? Too cold?
No too many meth and crack heads

by AbolsutelyBased January 4, 2023