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Shatner Shift

An involuntary gesture characterized mainly by a shoulder twitch and outstretched palms of the hand. Always accompanied with a Shatner pause. The gesture received its namesake from William Shatner's portrayal of Captain James T. Kirk in Star Trek, who incorporated this into the character.

Can also be applied in real world situations to bring emphasis to an upcoming statement.
Proctologist: Ok get ready, you may feel some pressure.

Patient: Please doctor, I'm *Shatner shift* accustomed to being under pressure
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Shatterbrown

When you poop yourself and you can feel it starts to drip while you stand up and it runs down your leg and and when you walk more shit comes out and it looks like minced meat
Person 1: Fuck, I had a Shatterbrown right now
Everyone: *runs*
by dominoguy11 September 2, 2019
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Shatters

A new term used by VSCO girls that basically means the same thing as lit, fire, or slaps.
Annoying Middle School Girl 1: Hey Juno, that new scrunchie on your hydroflask shatters!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!
by lemons-hate-you October 13, 2019
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Shatteronied

When someone hasn’t slept for days
Leon-“omg did you see Finn today he had jugs under his eyes like Lauren , he was shatteronied”
by Ugh oh poopy stinky October 18, 2019
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Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces
OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere
by Cloutos November 26, 2019
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Shatter

To absolutely kill a girl in sex with an abnormally large penis.
It turned out my boyfriend has an strangely big dick so he shattered me.
by Pig Bacon_Pkachu_1_yass December 6, 2019
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Shatter Batter

A commercial product that converts cannabis and CBD concentrates into a vapable liquid. It has since become a term for the same concentrates that are used with this product.
I put my shatter into shatter batter
by Stoney Santa January 17, 2020
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