penis shafted

the art of thrusting ones penis into any cavity on another persons body

dave penis shafted your mom last night

by bizzled May 28, 2009

Shateria

An awesome girl who is always on her swag. You might hear her yelling "child boo" or bursting into hysterical laughter. She has many boy crushes, particularly for Caucasian males. Has an intense obsession with Taylor Swift music and Beyonce's "Single Ladies" song. Great with kids and loves Africa. Has the unique skill of popping out her eyeballs.
Synonyms: Shataytay, ShaSha, TeriTeri, Shat

We love Shateria!

by ShaTayTay December 5, 2010

Shasted

Taking the concept of shitty and wasted to the farthest level and being too intoxitated to stumble.

I was so shasted that I spilled my guts literally in the toilet and figuratively in his face...

I am so shasted right now, please keep me away from the stairs.

I'm going to fornicate fido since Im so shasted!

by CroBear February 3, 2009

Sharted

when you fart and a mess happens

Tim laughed so hard that he sharted!

by AwesomeBananaz September 30, 2011

Shaterra

Shaterra is a fun and cute, outgoing person. She is very funny and would do anything to go to Six Flags. She will FIRE YA'LL UP if you come near her friends!!!!!! She will always protect and care.

Shaterra is my best friend!!!

by Laney_Kate_Wilson15 January 31, 2018

Crow-Shaped Tool

A meticulously carven piece of wood in the shape of a crow. Used primarily as a door stop. Its shiny new coat of chrome paint is indicative of its magical properties.

"Hey Simmons, would you mind passing the Crow-Shaped Tool over here? I would like to check out its new paint job."

by mikeohl December 14, 2007

square shaped rice

hott sex with either male on female or female on female does not apply to herbs and at the end of square shaped rice you make ah-so sauce

eric kenny and phil watched courtney and taylor have square shaped rice sorry dev ;

by EPK January 19, 2008