Spastics

People who leave the house during a pandemic to go socialise

“Look at those spastics on Facebook drinking Bella in a field”

by OntheDole69 March 30, 2020

Spastic

Paisley Robson

Paisley Robson is a spastic

by CompleteMelt May 29, 2020

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

shatstick

basically a replacement for shit, fuck, etc.

shatstick, i left my phone at home again!!!!!!!

by korlakorla September 25, 2020

shasicn

why the fuck are you searching up my name- fucking creep.

@shasicn is my favorite instagrammer!

by sh4yla November 12, 2020

Spastic fish

When a male has a strap on attached to his ass, with a girl in front of him and behind him so when he thrusts back and forth both girls are satisfied

I can’t wait tell we get home maybe anna with spastic fish with us

by Monkeytickler2334 February 21, 2021

swasticum

A cumshot in the shape of a swastika, generally on a face.

Dude, I gave this chick a swasticum last night.

by SunnyD007 April 27, 2021