Shampoo

A disguise for your alcohol.

Hey! Can I use your shampoo? I'm really thirsty!

by drewsopher November 18, 2011

shampoo

a terd trained in the art of counterfiting

DAMN, that shampoo just sold my a faulty dildo!

by Speas March 9, 2003

shampoo

to do the dirty under the covers when nobody is watching

Yo man, me and veronica totally SHAMPOOED last night!

by Kerrie May 13, 2005

shampooza

When i male is having vaginal intercourse, just before climax, he pulls his penis out of the vagina and "jizzes" in the females hair.

"Im about to be a shampooza baby. AHH!!"
"My boyfriend is a shampooza"

by DustinPPP22 December 26, 2006

Body Shampoo

Shampoo used while receiving a table shower.

The smell of the body shampoo wasn't a concern once the table shower was nearing its finish.

by Jo mamma said knock you out August 16, 2011

shampoodled

To have been done bogus, usually by members of the opposite sex, in a way that causes confusion and or frusteration

David, "So, when I arrived at the party, all of the chicks left."

Brent, "Wow, you were shampoodled."

by slapmesilly17 May 29, 2010

kiki shampoo

A special extra-strength shampoo, guaranteed to make even Kirsten Dunst's hooch smell fresh like spring rain.

Yeah, I was having trouble getting John to give me a good tongue-lashing "down there," but since I tried that kiki shampoo, I can't get his tongue out of my panties!

by lucyfur April 11, 2008