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Seefing

To discreetly work your way into a girl's pants.
Bill: Hey man, weren't you seefing?
Joe: Not anymore man, turns out she was 87.

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by ImArealNigga December 12, 2012
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Seeding

The act of being on ones period. When a woman is seeding, she is hating her life on her period. To end seeding, one must ingest large amounts of chocolate to destroy the seed tree growing inside her belly.
Girl One- "Hey, did you know there's chocolate all over your face?"
Girl Two- "YES! I'M SEEDING OK!"
by catsgomeowmeow October 3, 2009
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seeing double

Being Drunk
he did five shots and was seeing double.
by Lauren June 16, 2004
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i keep seeing divorced dad energy

pls urban dictionairy i dont care about divorced dad energy im not a divorced dad gfyqqygwfwh
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seeing double

1. Enjoyment of the majestic vision of twin ta-tas. (May refer to 1978 Foreigner song "Double Vision")

2. Appreciation of two related or associated women in a social setting.
1. "She took it off, and I was like, seeing double."

2. "Guys: Check it out by the door; I'm seeing double."
by timecube June 16, 2004
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Seeing Snakes

"Seeing Snakes"

1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.

2. To be pissed off or grouchy.
1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."

2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"
by Jmonger223 June 21, 2012
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Seeing Eye Goal

From Association Football; a weakly shot ball that manages to find its way into the net due to goal tender inattention or error.

See also seeing eye single
"The Yanks managed a tie England thanks to a seeing eye goal off Green in 2010
by TimGee250 February 12, 2013
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