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The fags that think they are badass real cops that ban you from the mall, arrest you, and send you to jail.
mall security banned me from the mall for a year and arrested me.
by Just an Angry Person November 2, 2009
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level 5 security clearance

derived from military security levels for access to classified info. i use it on a person or persons who needs permission before they are allowed to speak based on past experiences of saying the stupidest shit you've ever heard; use it especially on those who have a tendency to speak before thinking; i put 5 because thats the highest level i've heard in the army but you can use any number depending on how stupid the remark and your friends or random people are.
after she asked "how do you know when volcanoes are active" anferny and i determined she required a level 5 security clearance before being allowed to ask questions again.
by nani pilikia February 20, 2005
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Busch Gardens Security

1. Men in uniforms who look just like the Pinellas County Sheriffs Office.

2. Rent a cops in a theme park who pretend they actually have authority.

3. Individuals who take formentioned fake authority and try to badger people in the park to boost their own self esteem and/or image.
1. I cant tell if thats a deputy sheriff or a Bush Gardens security officer...lets move closer.

2. That Busch Gardens Security dude just told me somebody reported me for profanity.

3. He didn't do an investigation Ed.....he simply walked up to me and told me to stop using foul language or he will boot me from the park. He just assumed the reports were genuine.
by thebgresident April 7, 2010
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Mall-Security

one leet motha f*cka
Mall-Security owns!
by Mall-Security October 1, 2003
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something airwing marines hide under for protection from the "whole marine concept". easily identifiable by recognizing emphasis on words such as "mos credibility" or "quals" or "knowledgeable" (which by the way, isnt a fucking word). these marines insist they know everything, and in their world (the flightline) they do. these marines are usually poor leaders, outstanding mechanics, and nothing that hinders the faintest resemblance of a marine. some can shoot a rifle, some can run a good pft, some of them go to college, some of them pursue resident military education, some of them do some things. but none of them do all of it. they pick and choose areas to focus on, and hide from the rest of the world in the comfort of an MOS. they are also known for back dooring real marines with any desire of mos progression. some have speculated tihs is a result of fear, disdain, and others simply as a self preservation tactic to keep the standard at a level low enough to achieve.
dont listen to him he has been victimized in the airwing security blanket pandemic. that guys a shit bag, outside of the airwing, the marine corps would eat him alive and he knows it. you can be just like him, or you could start pting, shooting a rifle, attending pme, and i dont know, develop into a leader. i guess its up to you.
by H Downington III February 22, 2011
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Safety and Security

It is the number one priority. Especially of Daddy Howard's.
"Safety and security, is our number one priority!" - Daddy Howard
by Xeno Soul August 22, 2018
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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

They have security guards in schools now? Crazy Americans and their guns...
by Acid^Rogue September 10, 2003
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