ScoMophillia also known is a sexual attraction or sexual act which involves a ScoMo, an unusually rare and endangered species of Australian Prime ministers. It usually involves arousal by forced hand shakes, shitting one's self at Engadine Maccas, Gaslighting the general public, or whilst holidaying in secret in Hawaii, all whilst being smirked at.
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You can get hot ScoMo on ScoMo action in Murdoch's newspapers
You can get hot ScoMo on ScoMo action in Murdoch's newspapers
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“Ayo don’t tell me you got into a scoombalay”
“Naw man I don’t trust like that”
“Shut the fuck up bitch”
“You shut up whore sucker”
“Naw man I don’t trust like that”
“Shut the fuck up bitch”
“You shut up whore sucker”
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A team game involving a cantaloupe sized ball, in which players scoop up the ball in between their straight arms and then thrust it upwards in order to slap it to the opponents side. It is most commonly played by people who do not want a volleyball rash on their lower arm or most predominately those who have good choice in sports. In a game of experienced players it’s common for team mates to shout, ‘Glepito’ which comes from the Latin for ice cream - affectionately referring to the scooping action. There is not a set number of players required for SAS however some twigs are required to mark the territory of each team. Points are awarded in avocados every time the ball touches the opponents ground and when one team gains 7 avocados the referee or innocent bystander shouts, ‘Guacamole’ and they are crowned Champions of the world, collecting the twigs as their reward. (Rewards are subject to availability and depend on the individual circumstances of the competition).
‘Would you like to play Scoop and Slap later?’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs’
‘Why yes! One must play Scoop and Slap in order to maintain one’s avocado supply’
‘Groovy, I will go and prepare the twigs’
by Pineappleplanter March 20, 2021
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by I AM THE WALL August 27, 2021
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Douglas was at the pool party. He saw a Strawberry Daiquiri for sale. Douglas purchased it. Douglas fulfilled a ‘Scoopage’ on the Strawberry Daiquiri.
Douglas was at the pool party. He saw a Strawberry Daiquiri for sale. Douglas purchased it. Douglas fulfilled a ‘Scoopage’ on the Strawberry Daiquiri.
by Douglas Pearson July 16, 2022
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The low down that is revealed by one to embarress another.
The dirty details
The skinny on the situation
Private info revealed for the purpose of pissing someone off usually over a game
The dirty details
The skinny on the situation
Private info revealed for the purpose of pissing someone off usually over a game
Dude peep this dirt scoop.
Dog you will never believe this dirt scoop about Jessica.
I got that dirt scoop.
Dude I can't believe you dropped that dirt scoop in front of her.
Dog you will never believe this dirt scoop about Jessica.
I got that dirt scoop.
Dude I can't believe you dropped that dirt scoop in front of her.
by weaktits December 17, 2008
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