Schwed

The state of being really fucked up, specifically on alcohol.

Person 1- *Incoherent mumbling*

Person 2- That's totally schwed, dude.

by Counter-Dike: Penile Offensive July 7, 2015

schee

a Schee is a warm-hearted, kind, caring, unexplainably thoughtful person. Usually is the first person to offer you help when struggling or to pick you up when you fall. This person also shows a care free, party animal side to them as well.

bob:: the schees are the nicest people

Jeff:: yeah I saw some at the party last night

by Abshhsjaisebmsd August 17, 2017

scheefer

To ask for a hit of a vape, specifically a switch mod

Bro 1: hey bro can I get a scheefer
Bro 2: of course bro

by Scheefer February 22, 2021

schwebble

verb.
verb: schwebble; 3rd person present: schwebbles; past tense: schwebbled; present participle: schwebbling
1. to make up words (traditionally in the English language) like William Shakespeare did, that are considered nonsensical because the user or creator is not Shakespeare
"ignore him, he's been schwebbling all day"

adjective.
adjective: schwebble; comparative adjective: schwebbler; superlative adjective: schwebblest
1. (of a word) a made up word that lacks respect or validation (because the speaker or creator of the word are not William Shakespeare)
"the schwebble word 'shwebble'"

noun.
noun: schwebble; plural noun: schwebbles
1. an unrespected word (traditionally in the English) that is made up by a person other than William Shakespeare
"that's such a nice schwebble"

adjective+noun+verb: "that schwebble schwebble schwebbled all day"

by Meme Prime Minister of Malta April 27, 2021

weiner schemer

a promiscuous young woman who plots and tries to prey upon just about any attractive and respectable boy in high school. They can corrupt even the best of these boys. Typically literally. By giving them herpes.

Respectable Boy 1: What'd you wanna do after the football game tonight? I was thinking about hitting up the library real quick. Then we can get some grub at Whataburger!

Respectable Boy 2: I want to. But Bella's been trying to get with me for weeks. I don't know much longer I can avoid her.

Respectable Boy 1: Please. For the love of your reputation and your immune system don't get with that weiner schemer. Girls like that have no sense of morality and feel most comfortable with a dick in their hands. You could get HIV and then you could die. I don't want you to go out like that.

by elalmighty March 15, 2019

Schemer

any person, specifically all women, who hatch diabolical schemes in order to advance their personal interest, aka "get" and "play games" with multiple men. Men, all women are schemers!!! You will get a boner, and she will deflate it with her evil strategic designs. BITCH!!! In other words she will deflate your boner into a flaccid disarray of broken dreams

That bitch is such a schemer, I was hooking up with her all weekend, and now she is fellating another dude. Fuck my life, Scheming whore!!!

Thanks to the scheming whore, I would go gay if that dick wasn't so disgusting

by ChadBroChill#1 May 4, 2009

schwee

Simular to w00t! An expression of excitement, joy, bliss, etc. Concieved on Project Beatdown game website.

"I just headshotted you! Schwee!"

by Luftwaffles December 1, 2002