vagina storm

A storm of female juices.

One night in the windy city, it wasn't the weather causing the problems it was Beth's vagina storm.

by Chamakios July 2, 2010

Thunder Storm

The perfect way of avoiding the awkwardness after a one night stand. Before intercourse, place a pile of shit on the ceiling fan without her noticing. In the morning, crank the ceiling fan on high and as pieces of shit start to fly everywhere, shout, "THUNDER STORM!" and run away.

Guy #1: So was it awkward in the morning?
Guy #2: No dude, I thunder stormed my way out of there before it got weird.

by manwithanorangeforahead July 27, 2010

Anal Storm

When a women gets viciously anal fucked by usually more than one man. It can also be said when two or more objects are rammed up a chicks anus. e.g stapler, phone, wine bottle or a darth vader limited addition action figure.

"Quiet Bitch! You bout to get ANAL STORMED!" "Ow! Ow! OWWWW!" "Is that darth vadar?" "Shut the fuck up slut!" "OWWWWWW!"

by studdy01 June 23, 2009

storm

A rare male with extraordinary powers over life, in general, but with special expertise in corralling females. Many believed the Storm species was extinct until a recent spotting in central Ohio.

Storm comes out on top again. Man, what I would give to be Storm for one night

by Champ1999 August 27, 2009

any port in a storm

1. A saying indicating that no choice offers more advantage in certain situations where time is the most important factor to consider in making a decision.

1: Damn, I am so horny I would lay that fat bag in the corner.
2: Yah well, any port in a storm.

by pootie tang November 25, 2003

Storm the Rusty Castle

When eating out a girl, you repeatedly thrust your nose into her anus.

Dave: Hey, how'd your date go last night?

Art: It started out well, but when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to storm the rusty castle

Dave: That's really nasty dude

Art: Yeah, I'm not calling her for a second date any time soon.

by KISSarmysoldier August 14, 2011

stormguard

n.
A mask for one who doesn't like getting ejaculated on in the face by their lover during intercourse.

I'm glad I bought a stormguard, because Joey can blast a mighty load. I didn't get hit at all!

by Definer of Reality June 5, 2017