Suit Wanker

A suit wanker is a member of society who tries to warrant their self-importance by wearing a suit all-day, every day. If their occupation, current situation or event they are attending does not require the wearing a suit and they are wearing said apparel, they can then be classed as a suit wanker, no matter how bad ass they look.

Person 1: Oh, Johnny's slipped again, he's becoming a suit wanker.
Person 2: What a suit wanker.

by Daveclap! March 19, 2012

suit up

1. To get changed from one's present attire into a suit

"Are we going to that party?"
"Of course we are Ted, so suit up!"

by KenF March 14, 2006

suicidal

Someone who wishes they were dead.
Suicidal feelings are common and can last for any amount of time, and vary from mild to extreme.
Suicide attempts may or may not be actually carried out by someone who is suicidal.

Mildly Suicidal:
Person 1: I just got an F on my math test and my girlfriend dumped me. My life sucks. I want to die.
Person 2: OMG don't kill yourself!
Person 1: What?! I would never kill myself.

Extremely Suicidal:
Person 1: There is nothing in my life that is good anymore. Everything makes me sad. I haven't been happy in such a long time. I don't even want anything out of life anymore. I'm going to kill myself.
Person 2: Nooo!

by whatwhatwhat77 August 3, 2012

Suicide

Suicide

Suicide is a way to get away from the pain and suffer. It's the way to make you and everyone else "feel better". It actually don't. Take it from me... I almost killed myself, and my best friend did kill themselves. I've been depressed for 8 years now, and every year keeps getting worse for me. ( Have talked to some one before). If you ever need someone to talk to you can reach me at [e-mail] I'll be here for you no matter what, and I will also never tell. I can keep it to myself.

by rachaelw3959 December 1, 2018

suicide

an act of taking your own life, usually conceived through extreme emotional distress. Most people call people who act on their decision cowards looking for the easy way out while it is just the opposite, these people who have gone through so much in life they are willing to throw it all away in hope of ending their suffering, which when i thought of it took the most courageous act of ending their lives. While most look down on younger people who go through with this act, while the people who should be looked down on are the people who caused such emotional trauma to the person.

Suicide is a very complex thing that should not be used until all other means of improving your life have been used.

by Take this... May 24, 2009

Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch

A change of sexuality that comes with seeing Zero Suit Samus for the first time.

I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.

I was playing 'Other M' and as soon as I saw her, I went though a Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch.

by TOG47 February 18, 2011

Suicide

Lethal self destruction. It is not selfish by default--it is more selfish of those who demand you to stay. It is not necessarily a reaction to a temporary problem--some problems are permanent as well. Its not the only solution to most problems, but it is a potential solution to any problem. Choose with caution. And to all those self-righteous pissants who want to pat themselves on the back for condescending to spit a little pity at someone in hell via cliche judgments and over used sayings... don't condemn what you don't comprehend.

Me. Sometime suicide is the only answer after decades of decline and pain. Sometimes it doesnt get better.

by IceOrigami March 18, 2012