splenda

Fairly new artificial sweetener that some people think may be dangerous, but the Splenda people, of course, deny it.
What to do?

OMG what am I gonna do about my rash I got after eating splenda?

by Izzabehr April 10, 2005

Your spleen

The ultimate comeback to any "your mom" or "your face" jokes. It's power exceedes any other comeback and it can not be rivaled.

Tom: You suck ass!
Bill: Your mom sucks ass!
Tom: Well your mom's face sucks ass!
Bill: Your mom's face's spleen sucks ass!

*Tom gets served*

by clavis jotey November 9, 2004

Splenda Daddy

A man who strives to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off.

She was all excited that she had finally landed a Sugar Daddy until he rolled up in his Accord. It was then she realized she had landed a Splenda Daddy, instead.

by WeeLittleBit February 14, 2005

Splendiferous

An adjective used to describe a person who is splendid, magnificent, and carnivorous. Usually only used for a select few.

Brett is splendiferous!

by Pepe21 December 22, 2008

spleen

1)When one has nothing to say except complain about something - the spleen.
2)When something hurts.
3)A word that can be used when referring to almost anythung. Like that of meh.

1)*groan* ooowwww.........my spleen!
2)My spleen hurts, well something hurts,...it must be my spleen.
3)person1: whats her name again?
person2: ah, spleen!

by G-UNIT March 15, 2005

splef

Marijuana wrapped in papers in a manner intended to be smoked.

Pass da splef, you f*^%$#* up the rotation

by Boyakasha April 9, 2005

Spledunking

Repelling off the side of a large water vessel, i.e. pirate ships, fancy yachts or aircraft carriers, and "dunking" into the water below.

Johnny Depp is spledunking nicely off of the Black Pearl in Pirates of the Caribbean.

by A Nation of One October 6, 2011