shipeeing

-verb

1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping

Sorry I'm so late I got held up by shipeeing, do you have any spare pants I can wear?

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

shiksa schlepper

Shiksa schlepper-A Jewish guy who always has to bring a BEAUTIFUL Blonde Catholic girl to all social events, to one-up his friends, and make the Jewish girls jealous.

Melvin brought this gorgeous blonde to our Sigma Alpha Mu fraternity party last night. Killer body, too! What a shiksa schlepper!

by B. Ebstein February 16, 2008

shipsmast

When one gets out of a moving vehicle from the window onto the roof and continues to slide down to the hood of the car, and, if daring enough, stands up.

A: Remember Josh?
B: Yeah, that crazy bastard, what about him?
A: He died last week playing shipsmast.

by schnapple December 25, 2007

shikse

noun. (SHICK suh) Any not Jewish woman, usually a blonde courve that every lovely Jewish mother fears her son will marry.

Mordecai: Ma, This is Sue, the woman I told you about.
Ma: (To herself: Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...
Mordecai: (To himself: Oh fuck!)
Sue: "Smith" Mrs. Goldfarb.
Ma: Lovely name, what was it before dear?
Ma: (To herself: Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.)
Sue: Before what Mrs. Goldfarb?
Mordecai: (To himself: Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?)
Ma: You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.

by Ned Ludd August 30, 2005

shipbaiting

A term often used to describe two characters in a movie, TV series, books etc. who have great chemistry and are often put together in scenes and share 'intimate moments' (like giving each other heart eyes, hugging, hands touching...) but writers have no real intention to make them a couple. Like ever.

" Have you seen The 100? I am currently on season 1 and it seems like a great TV show. Can't wait until Bellamy and Clarke become a thing."
" Don't bother, showrunners don't intend of making them a couple, they are only shipbaiting the fans."
"But they have so much chemistry!"
"Tell that to the showrunners."

by NotAnotherMartha June 6, 2019

Ship

A couple. Two people one thinks should date, or likes that they do/did. Usually combines the two names to make a ship name, i.e.:John+Karen=Jaren. Usually the boy's name goes first, however it is used. It can combine the last names to such as peazer+payne=payzer. A rare form of a ship name is one name inside another, such as louis+eleanor=elounor(i don't ship it). A ship is the couple. To ship something is to suppourt the ship. Shipping is when you create ships. Ships are most commonly used in fandoms or with celebrities, but are also used for people you know. Also commonly used for fictional characters.

"Do you ship Joe and Stacey?"
"Yes! Their ship name should be Stoe. Or Jacey!"
"Oh, they are such a cute couple."

by swift_direction February 22, 2014

ship name

a name given to a ship, or pairing. like a couple name but for fictional characters.

some ship names fron the homestuck fandom include
johnzee (john and gamzee)
johnkat (john and karkat)
karpeta (karkat and nepeta)

by ectobiologicalSalamnder November 7, 2012