OMG, my boyfriend has a funny shaped dick, thats so heart shaped glasses
I wear heart shaped glasses in bed for my 50 yr old boyfriend
I wear heart shaped glasses in bed for my 50 yr old boyfriend
by ely67 December 2, 2007

girl 1: I always call my boyfriend "heart shaped glasses" because he has a funny shaped dick
girl 2: really?! so do I
girl 2: really?! so do I
by wjk December 19, 2007

by Toof Pic June 25, 2004

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.
by Mike June 29, 2004

by manicalhippieboy February 14, 2008

Someone with skills in “left brain” (math, data, analytics) and “right brain” (creative, intuitive, subconscious) disciplines—the horizontal line on the top stands for breadth of knowledge across domains, while the vertical lines represent two areas of depth knowledge.
Most math teachers are I-shaped; some are T-shaped (a generalist to a shallow level with a depth of skill in one field), and very few are π-shaped persons.
by MathPlus August 20, 2021

A high school girl who is short, big-boned, has wide hips, short legs, a small ass, and a moderately big, large boobs, although not bulging, stomach. This occurs to some girls around the age of 16 when they are put on birth control.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
