Kite Runner

1. -Noun- A novel by the Afghan author Khaled Hosseini, now a film directed by Marc Forster based on the book of the same name.

2. -Verb- To ass rape

See also kr

1. Watching Kite Runner was highly disturbing. It made me squirm in my seat.

2. Hassan got kite runnered by Assef

by k-pow!!! October 12, 2008

runner skank

a long distance runner who enjoys skanking it up with fellow runners, in a good way

Sarah and Daphne like to wear fishnets while running. This qualifies them as runner skanks.

by redred October 15, 2006

Gutter Runner

A person who drives abnormally close to the curb.

Generally the elderly.

Bill - Slow down, It looks like that cars gonna park.

Ted - Nah, It's just a gutter runner.

by Mr Skim October 29, 2009

Mud Runner

When a person believes that they are still a virgin if they only have anal sex.

Hey man did you know that Jane is a mud runner?

by Nabik July 1, 2011

Homestar Runner

the coolest character in www.homstarrunner.com with a speech impediment. of course, he's the coolest next to Stwong- i mean strong bad

Homestar: Hello, and welcome to
"homestawwunnerw.net"!
pompter dude: Psst. It's .com
Homestar: Oh yeah, wight. "It's dot com!"
Prompter dude: augh... cut!

by Jackie November 10, 2003

Homestar Runner

A Tall, White, no armed character from a website named after himself he often seen wearing a cap, being harrased by strongbad, or just being stupid

Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com i am yor captain homestar runner

by Spike August 16, 2003

hairstyle runner

A Wooly Willy-like game featuring Homestar Runner.

Strong Mad lived out his name when someone emailed him a Hairstyle Runner idea.

by Gryff March 10, 2004