A legendary Biology teacher and youth group leader who thinks he’s cool because he makes Star Wars and and Andre the Giant references.
Is forced to teach the theory of evolution, doesn’t believe it.
Is convinced energy can be destroyed by the food chain.
Is forced to teach the theory of evolution, doesn’t believe it.
Is convinced energy can be destroyed by the food chain.
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Hym “Norm Macdonald blew up at a comedian (while he was hosting a game show) for insinuating that JK Rowling wasn’t religious claiming that she was staunchly religious and that she can be quoted (and I’m paraphrasing) saying that if you can’t see the religious iconography that aren’t really watching. Leave it to what’s-his-face to not know what he’s talking about... Again... And he’s crying because he feels bad for himself not because he’s just oh so compassionate.”
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J.K. Rowling is a horrible person and I have no respect for anybody who supports her while knowing what she's really like.
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