reticulated giraffe

The reticulated giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata), also known as the Somali giraffe, is a subspecies of giraffe native to the Horn of Africa. It lives in Somalia, southern Ethiopia, and northern Kenya. There are approximately 8,500 individuals living in the wild. The reticulated giraffe was described and given its binomial name by British zoologist William Edward de Winton in 1899, however the IUCN currently recognizes only one species of giraffe with nine subspecies.

Reticulated giraffes can interbreed with other giraffe species in captivity or if they come into contact with populations of other species in the wild.

Together with the Rothschild's giraffe, it is by far the giraffe that is most commonly seen in zoos. Its coat consists of large, polygonal, liver-colored spots outlined by a network of bright-white lines. The blocks may sometimes appear deep red and may also cover the legs. Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world.

Me: That's a cute reticulated giraffe you have there!
The scared zoo owner who saw me break inside his zoo: Yeah, uh, thanks. Get out.

by theomelon May 3, 2021

Fatass Retard

A controller player who sits on his fucking ass all day playing Unturned and spends a month on unturned in 2 weeks WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

Me: You are such a Fatass Retard! Savage: WHO?

by MysticHZ March 31, 2019

touch of the 'rettes

Suffering from tourettes syndrome for a brief period of time. Usually involves excessive use of the word "Fuck" and anything related to female anatomy.

#1: Holy sweet fucking vagina fairy! Hot goddamn bullshiting vulvarian cancer of the pussyitis im fucking angry!
#2: Calm down. Its only a hospital. They wont hurt you here.
#1: Sorry. I must have a touch of the 'rettes.

by Sir Ty December 9, 2008

Schrodinger’s retard

Somebody who switches up when they get caught for being a retard

“He Fr schrodinger’s retard”

by BIGGESTOPPYOUKNOW January 8, 2022

retro-temporal-autoeroticism

the act of traveling back in time and haveing sex with your self.

if you travle back in time and have sex with your self, you have practiced retro-temporal-autoeroticism

by david bunn December 14, 2004

retarded poop

poop that wont come out

I had been on the toilet due to this retarded poop

by jaymo612 July 10, 2015

terminally retarded

A person who is so retarded that it will most likely end in his/her own death.

Bob: That guy just answered an iron instead of his phone.

Prometheus: What a dumbass!

Bob: I would just die if I were terminally retarded...

by sevenlayercookie October 9, 2009