REPORTED.

a term often used in league of legends when a teammate is violated the summoners code. The term is used to signal the offender that they have officially been reported to riots tribunal system and that they will soon after experience a guaranteed permanent suspension of their league of legends account.

0221beno (zed): man i wish i would have played that better, kinda unfortunate there. Welp better luck next time
swagboy (gangplank): reported.

by sokiritas April 19, 2021

Casey Retort

"So would you prostitute your own dead mother?"

"In response to the Scanlon Debate, he used the Casey Retort. Masterfully played..."

by Mister Four January 16, 2010

Max Report

to talk about what you and your girlfriend did last night in great detail.

Max: "Yeah, me and my girl did that new position last night!"
Everyone else: "Ugh why does he always give the Max Report each chance he gets"

by OZ Timebomb February 24, 2011

canned report

A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.

"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."

by IntlBizGuy November 15, 2009

Dead body reported

Dead body reported is used when a player in the right now popular game Among us finds a dead body wich has been killed by the Impostor, its also used as a meme whenever someone gets roasted hard.

Person 1: Words can’t describe how ugly you are.

Person 2: Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Person 1: Aww thx!

Person 2: Numbers can, 3/10

DEAD BODY REPORTED

by The neighbor kid September 11, 2020

The Colbert Report

Stephen Colbert is a former correspondent for The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, and now has his own show, The Colbert Report, running at 11:30PM EST , Monday-Thursday,and reruns at 8:30PM EST, which runs on Comedy Central (and various other stations worldwide).
The show is a mock of shows suchs as The O'Reilly Factor and Scarburrough Country. Stephen acts Extreme Right wing and Conservative, but often uses it to poke fun at Republicans.
The Report is a big hit among young adults, averaging 1.5million viewers a night.

There isnt an example, just read the text above and watch The Colbert Report everynight! Along with The Daily Show!

by Mr. Johanssen August 8, 2006

moore report

A plethora of information from a certain county spread amongst an ambitious shift during lounge time. Presented in a form of a news update. The provider of the information is talented and well conditioned at this act.

Let's get to the lounge and see what the{ moore report} has to offer today!

by paul malls and mt dew December 9, 2010