quaker

A quaker is a guy that is dating a girl that already has kids....Because he is trying to skip the part of crying baies and changing diapers and hospital bills. Like quaker instant outmeal.....INSTANT FAMILY

Chris is dating this hot ass chick, but she has a 13 year old kid, that fucking quaker!!!

by hispanic panic January 23, 2009

Quaker Pie

The act of eating oatmeal out of a woman's vagina.

Yeah, I brought her home and had some sweet Quaker Pie.

by Bingo1 March 2, 2011

Quaker bake and puke

A foreshortened name for going to Quaker Steak and Lube, and getting blazed to such a degree that you actually barf. Auxiliary actions may or may not include: ordering milk as your drink, not actually eating any food, not being able to speak.

"Hey man, how was last night? I heard you went to Quaker Steak and Lube with some guys?"

"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."

by Sequester Grundleplith MD January 19, 2013

Quake Cakes

A bunch of little hurt boys trying to compete with the fundies. Typically known for hairy bodies, big heads, and not being volcanoes.

Q: Did you see that the Quake Cakes lost to the Fundamental this weekend?
A: Yeah, Kyle had 0 points in the game.

by NorthKoreanPoonTappa November 27, 2018

Quaker Thuggery

The act of using trickery or other underhanded means to achieve ones goal(s) or agenda without a physical confrontation or altercation.

Timmy wanted to get the menu changed at his school and used good ol' fashioned Quaker Thuggery to get it done.

by SuperNixon505 November 21, 2019

Quaker Oats stocks

Telling everybody you know to invest in Quaker Oats and taking over every product and making it Quaker Oats related

Would you like to invest in Quaker oats stocks.

by Thequakerguy November 15, 2021

wake and quake

When you wake up and immediately start gaming.
Quake references the popular first person shooter series "Quake".

-"Yo, Tommy it's only 8am and you're already playing COD?"
-"Yeah, wake and quake!"

by jedimindtricks5 April 10, 2016