Palinate

(PAY-lin-ate) To give a bullshit answer that has nothing to do with the question that was asked.

That guy was sounding hot until I asked him what he did for a living. He totally palinated. Another unemployed loser, so he ain't touchin' this.

by jwwf January 18, 2009

Pullin' a Palin

Quitting after realizing you can't withstand basic criticisms and complications of the job you have.

1. "I hear Dave was Pullin' a Palin at his new job after his boss yelled at him for being late all week."

2. "Sarah Palin was facing numerous ethics probes and public insults. Since she doesn't have the fortitude or commitment to fulfill her post as a state governor under such common scrutinizing, she announced the other day that she was Pullin' a Palin. It's a good thing she wasn't the Vice President at the time."

by RetardTrig July 12, 2009

Sarah Palin MILF

A Moron I'd Like to Forget.

Glenn Beck, what a maroon! A real Sarah Palin MILF, that one.

by The Phantom Pangolin June 7, 2010

Palin Derangement Syndrome

(also P.D.S.) the compulsion of some Republicans to go completely nutso over any comment on or criticism of Sarah Palin and a tendency to blame Sarah Palin's mistakes on other people.

Did you see how Michelle Malkin freaked out about that lipstick on a pig comment? It was classic Palin Derangement Syndrome.

by DrMomentum February 18, 2009

Palin Jr.

Bristol Palin, whose only claim to fame is getting knocked up and hypocritically preaching abstinence after the fact. Contrary to popular belief, she's not an "activist" at all and keeping her in a dance competition she should've been eliminated from long ago is not going to grant her mother the presidency in 2012.

Is Palin Jr. still on "Dancing With the Stars"?

by pnnyln October 27, 2010

Palinoid

1. A version of paranoia associated with former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, who recently announced that health care reform will create "death lists" of people to be killed by the government.

2. Anyone who embraces the delusional, hate-filled ravings of Sarah Palin.

cf. Birther, John Birch Society, conspiracy cults

Marvin has become a true Palinoid. He thinks Obama is an Indonesian terrorist trying to poison us through telekinetic Swine flu contagion. I think he's been listening to Sarah Palin too much on Fox News.

by Peter Kobs August 8, 2009

Palin moment

Much the same as a blonde moment or brain fart,any momentary slip of the mind;misspelling or mispronouncing words,blanking out when asked a question,forgetting the directions to the local gas station where you've been buying gas for 20 years,calling a co-worker Bob when their name is George,and so on.A Palin moment is the new blonde moment,though you don't have to be blonde(or a Republican)to have a Palin moment.

"Did you see that contestant on Jeapordy blank out when trying to answer?That was a real Palin moment!"

"I misspelled some words in my post,guess I had a Palin moment."

"I either had a brain fart or a Palin moment."

by soh21274 January 12, 2010