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ping-ball

n. A game played in a raquetball court by three super awesome dudes with a ping-pong ball and 3 ping-pong raquets.
Rules:
1. All players must collide the ball with a wall before play is activated.

2. Once play is activated, the ball must be hit above the "crease line" into the rectangular rectangle in the middle of the court.

3. The smaller rectangular rectangles on the sides of the large rectangular rectangle to not count as "goal zones"

4. The large rectangular rectangle may not be occupied by any one player for more than two steps or three seconds, unless the desired result of steping in the large rectangular rectangle is to block the goal of another, in which case three steps and five seconds are allowed.

5. Play continues until one player has reached a total of eleven points, or until the raquetball court is siezed by large ugly demons possessing human bodies.
Hey dude, let's go play ping-ball at the rec unless somebody else has the court.
by SuperCameron March 29, 2003
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ping pong merrily on high .

Comotose trance like state, induced by involuntarily watching a non-descript unidentifiable table tennis match or similar dire trash , on a long haul economy flight overhead DVD system, prior to falling into the blessed relief of an irreverent coma ; from ,no doubt, over exertion of the brain .....???
Whats this fucking crap their showing now !

- " ping pong merrily on high . "
by E - FUMBLER March 2, 2009
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Ping Crimson

When someone's ping is so bad and they're lagging so severely, they appear to be skipping over time.
1: dude, I keep trying to break this and it comes right back.
2:looks like you are Ping Crimsoning bro.
by Dradger April 11, 2020
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pop dee ping

oi gonna put my curry pie in the pop dee ping
by blaire n bat August 19, 2010
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The Devil's Ping Pong

The Dirty; Mommy-Daddy Playtime; Babymaking; Coitus; the Horizontal Tango; Making the Beast with Two Backs; Swishing the Fish; Diddle the Skittles; Mormon Teeth-Brushing; Pollination; Bumping Uglies; Trip Down the Grand Canyon; Plowing the Field; Sowing Wild Oats; In N Out Burger; Home Run; Tomb Raider; Going Down Under; Bushwhacking; Ace in the Hole; Buttering the Biscuits; Making Happy; Doing the Do; Making Whoopie; Banging; Screwing; Pounding; Shagging; Sexual Intercourse
Karsten and Jasmine are upstairs playing the Devil's ping pong.
by PhalangeMarcus April 18, 2018
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paing

Used to express negation after an statement that is false. It's commonly used in a joke and means exactly the same as just kidding.
Guy: I'm in love with you.
Girl: Really?!
Guy: PAING!
by givemeyourheartandyoursoul April 17, 2009
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sultans of ping

The best band ever, although jumperless cunts, we love em!
you dissing the sultans of ping? wanker!
by Flock April 26, 2005
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