Profit Fuck

The act of a woman (that isn't a hooker) Accepting money or other perks for sex.

Girl 1 "That guy you took home last night,was butt-ugly"
Girl 2 "Yeah but he was rich so I consider it a profit fuck"

by Rednus_Fluxx March 9, 2008

profounding

1.Incredibly deep in meaning. 2.Remarkably significant 3. A highly conscious statement

The young man's speech was profounding, I was very impressed.

"I find the art that you create incredibly profounding. May I purchase a piece from you?"

by Supurb Wurd Specialist August 2, 2016

Doon Proot

A native fruit/vegitable hybrid, grown in the highest mountains of Bolivia. Locals often refer to it's ability to stop persons with huge medical farting problems to clasp up their assholes and stop fucking blasting out the village. Small doses have been known to cause a strain of the Nigerian Anus Flu often resulting in death when forced into the rectal cavity.

I tried entering the farting contest...but someone slipped me some Doon Proot and now my cheekhole wont do SHIT !!!

by Bel Aire Beeryan March 15, 2011

Profatard

Professional Fucking Retard. i.e One displaying insanely bad judgement whilst driving in front of me.

"That damn profatard just cut me off!!"

by listen-to-da-b August 17, 2003

Profo

A combination of the words "Profile" and "Photo"

You look unreal in your Profo babes!! xoxo

by _Blue_ROFL_ November 4, 2011

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

shameless self promotion

When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens) uses Urban Dictionary as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend

Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..

by catfight12 January 8, 2009