prison eyes

the phenomenon of someone appearing more attractive to you than they actually are due to a restrictive sexual scenario.

See also: camp eyes, construction site eyes

she doesn't look half bad through prison eyes. (camp eyes/contruction site eyes)

by joshua edison December 30, 2010

prison backpack

A place in which one can store many useful items such as: a shiv, drugs, a file, keys, a gold watch (like Butch's father). The term seems comes from trying to smuggle contraband into prison.

"Quick Bob, the cop is walking up to the window. Hide the shit."

"I don't have anywhere to hide it!"

"Use your prison backpack."

by walker_flocker September 17, 2016

Prison Willy

Prison yard version of a ‘Wet Willy.’ But a Prison Willy skips using the finger (like a traditional Wet Willy) and uses a direct tongue to ear. It’s aggressive, wet and dirty. Like it would be in prison

Hector gave Todd a Prison Willy to claim him as his own.

by Orchamedes December 21, 2017

Prison Pillow

A prison pillow is an annoying and extremely effeminate gay man. Often the man in prison who is used to vent other inmates sexual needs and they often do it willingly. Generally the stereotypical kind you see with the inverted shirt-bra and calling other men their "Boo" and acting catty to other gay men.

The kinda gay where they forget how to throw a punch and instead scream and try and scratch you with fake and awful glued on nails.

The Pillow is used due to the reference "If you are feeling hot you just flip it over."

Jesus christ Kyle. I get that you are gay but did you have to go out with such a prison pillow?

by Little Richie's Black Uncle January 13, 2019

Prison Sand

A hairy butt crack generally located in prison. Acts a a good deterrent from Bubba when dropping the soap in shower. Note: always keep soap on a rope.

"Hey Bubba, wanna have a turn on little jimmy", "NO WAY!, he has some nasty prison sand and I'm still recovering from last weeks mass chaffing wounds".

by Terra-D September 24, 2019

Prionic

1. adj., Having the characteristics of prions, the brain-clogging proteins that form such diseases as Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (“Mad Cow disease”) or Alzheimer’s Disease. 2. adj., Human behavior that is pathogenic, psychopathic and/or intentionally destructive for nihilistic reasons - or fir no reason at all.

Alex Jones, in his prionic attacks on families of mass-shootings, and then his reversal of that attitude, show that he is actually a sadistic psychopath who gets pleasure from destroying all societal norms or faith in the evidence of one’s own eyes.

by Kreme DeMentia February 7, 2021

Prison Poon

When big Frank from the ends gets locked and dicks down all the girls on her wing.

Big Frank went to Brinny and got that prison poon

by Duke of Dartford February 9, 2021