when you have intercourse with a rather un-attractive overweight female, who lacks skill in the bedroom. this would be classed as a posh wank
by your mums hot water bottle October 28, 2022
Get the posh wankmug. Classic stereotypical moron who can't live without bragging out his wealthy and 'well educated' lifestyle.
Olander Karlsson: "I am born and raised in Danderyd, you know, in Stockholm we have the best hospitals and schools in the whole Scandinavia".
Henrik: "You're such a posh cock".
Henrik: "You're such a posh cock".
by Presumably December 1, 2016
Get the posh cockmug. He said that all women should be wearing bathing suits in their dating profiles so that men could know what they’re getting. He’s the epitome of a POSH.
by #POSHtag October 30, 2018
Get the POSHmug. Engaging in the act of procreation with a sheep, but being polite enough to hold an umbrella over its head when raining.
by Sweetcheekz92 September 1, 2023
Get the Posh Welshmug. by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022
Get the Pokey bum posh asphixi crankmug. Or "posh for the sloshed (as in, drunk)"
A specific but relatively recent English accent that's somewhere inbetween - or a mix of - Estuary English (EE) and Contemporary received pronunciation (RP)
A number of American influences, that sounds like a posh accent that's been loosened after a few glasses of wine, giving off a slurred, but still clear twang to it.
Example: instead of always "BeTTer" it would be sometimes be pronounced inbetween "Bedder" and "beller"
Or "beauddiful" instead of constantly pronouncing it as "BeauTiful"
A specific but relatively recent English accent that's somewhere inbetween - or a mix of - Estuary English (EE) and Contemporary received pronunciation (RP)
A number of American influences, that sounds like a posh accent that's been loosened after a few glasses of wine, giving off a slurred, but still clear twang to it.
Example: instead of always "BeTTer" it would be sometimes be pronounced inbetween "Bedder" and "beller"
Or "beauddiful" instead of constantly pronouncing it as "BeauTiful"
James: this guys not from around here is he? Very posh
David: yeh but still sounds laid back just not eastend. More like an 'ammered aristocrat, sloshed asf
James: so Slosh posh!
David: yeh but still sounds laid back just not eastend. More like an 'ammered aristocrat, sloshed asf
James: so Slosh posh!
by Zyllnus September 16, 2025
Get the Slosh Poshmug. A Posh Poo is where a person decides to poo their pants rather than go to the toilet.
Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Because your pants/boxers will be ruined and thrown away, its considered to be a "Posh" poo because it will cost you alot of money in the long run replacing all the soiled clothes.
Simon said to Luke, "I cant be bothered to get off the sofa & go to the toilet, I'm going to have a Posh Poo here instead. ok?"
by WhatsForLunch September 20, 2022
Get the Posh Poomug.