Juicy poot

Careful with that Mexican food - you'll have the juicy poots!

Whoa, your shorts look like you had the juicy poots last night.

I gotta go home - just had a juicy poot!

by Bubless July 22, 2012

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poot and shoot

You you fart and ejaculate simultaneously.

Billy was ecstatic why he discovered his ability to poot and shoot on command.

by pufwizard February 14, 2015

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poot juice

Diarrhea

Dog, I was sprayin' poot juice after eatin' all them pinto beanz.

by Ric Dog June 6, 2003

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Shoot the Poot is a component of several popular college drinking games, including Beirut, Caps, and FrisBeer. Similar to the Naked Run, it is punishment reserved for a player or team that is completely shut out, or unable to score a single point. The defeated player is required to bend over, drop his pants, and spread his buttocks, thus forming the target. The victorious player in turn drops his own pants, and from a distance of roughly 3 feet, attempts to ejaculate into the anus of the defeated.

If Andrew doesn't make this shot, Adam's gonna shoot the poot all up his whatsit, said Dan excitedly.

by El Guapo con queso July 5, 2007

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Poot-Whistle

The melodious sound your girlfriend makes after anal sex. presumably due to a pressure change after penis is removed from the anus.

Becky released a most musical poot-whistle after i pulled out. Then i noticed there was poo on my penis.

by Phil Ken Sebben September 8, 2007

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Poot Smack

First discovered in the song "I'm In Miami Bitch" on the 2009 album by LMAFO, Party Rock, 'poot smack' is known as the sound created by the beat of music, typically a bass drum kick ('poot') and a cymbal hit ('smack'). 'Poot' and 'Smack' can be arranged in any order to deliver many different background beats for songs.

Poot Smack, Poot Poot Smack, Pootly Smack, Pooty Poot Smack

by anlefaal January 13, 2010

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