A colored foam cylinder that is required for all activities, whether it's for locating people at a faire, beating unsuspecting individuals, relieving stress, or just looking ridiculous they are highly adaptable.
They also fit perfectly in most water bottle holders, making them easy to stow.
They also fit perfectly in most water bottle holders, making them easy to stow.
by Notcarter April 1, 2019
Get the pool noodlesmug. When the pool is closed due to aids!
If the pool is closed then you will notice a black man with a black afro holding a sign which says "Pools Closed Due To Aids"
If the pool is closed then you will notice a black man with a black afro holding a sign which says "Pools Closed Due To Aids"
the pool has been closed due to aids the pool has been closed do to aids the pool has been closed due to aids
Anonymous: OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT!
Anonymous: can't you read? the pool is closed due to aids.
Anonymous: wtf? /facepalm.
Candlejack: <---oh shi-
close the pool
YOU SWIM HERE YOU GET AIDS!!!!
Anonymous: OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT!
Anonymous: can't you read? the pool is closed due to aids.
Anonymous: wtf? /facepalm.
Candlejack: <---oh shi-
close the pool
YOU SWIM HERE YOU GET AIDS!!!!
by trigun``` November 26, 2007
Get the close the poolmug. When you play pool (billiards) and lose, you lose your clothes!!!
Every time a person get's their ball in on the pool table the other person has to take an item of clothing off.
Can also be played the slow way where if a person loses the game of pool they have to take an item of clothing off.
Same rules apply to Kelly Pool where you take numbers.
Every time a person get's their ball in on the pool table the other person has to take an item of clothing off.
Can also be played the slow way where if a person loses the game of pool they have to take an item of clothing off.
Same rules apply to Kelly Pool where you take numbers.
Candy and Matt where playing Strip Pool. Matt was on Bigs and Candy was on smalls. Every time Matt hit one of his bigs into the pocket, Candy had to remove one of her articles of clothing.
Strip Pool is K00l!!!
Strip Pool is K00l!!!
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Strip Poolmug. A bet on which celebrities or public figures will die during a given period of time.
All participants agree on the amount to bet and choose 10, 15, or 20 famous people for their individual list. Duplicates are allowed, as long as each list is not exactly the same.
The person who guesses the most deaths during the time period wins the entire pool. In the case of a tie, the dead pool may continue for another month or more in hopes of a tie-breaker, or the winners may split the proceeds.
Most dead pools begin on January 1st and finish on December 31 of the same year.
All participants agree on the amount to bet and choose 10, 15, or 20 famous people for their individual list. Duplicates are allowed, as long as each list is not exactly the same.
The person who guesses the most deaths during the time period wins the entire pool. In the case of a tie, the dead pool may continue for another month or more in hopes of a tie-breaker, or the winners may split the proceeds.
Most dead pools begin on January 1st and finish on December 31 of the same year.
by WhatDivaWants February 14, 2012
Get the dead poolmug. when you first get out the pool and your shit is shrivelled. sometimes becomes permenant <--nothin to laugh at
female-"whats that???"
me-"dont do this"
female-"you cold or something.?."
me-"no! i got mother fucking permenant POOL DICK!okay."
me-"dont do this"
female-"you cold or something.?."
me-"no! i got mother fucking permenant POOL DICK!okay."
by triangle offense November 17, 2011
Get the pool dickmug. Sorry about the picture message of my dick that I sent to your Mom-it was supposed to go to your sister. I totally shit the pool on that one.
by dundunidun December 27, 2011
Get the shit the poolmug. by ellis October 7, 2006
Get the pool watermug.