pooch couf

Fuckin your ol lady and your dog sticks his nose right in your asshole

I was pooch coufed last night when I was with your wife

by kudie poof May 16, 2009

Pooches

1.) What you call your soon to be spouse

2.) Nickname for your significant other

I love you pooches

by Muliticus May 30, 2019

pooching

To conceal something in one's vagina, usually for the purpose of hiding it from the police or security guards

They're searching at the door, you better start pooching your stash, girl!

by Kevin Break May 14, 2008

Poochie

The act of reaching an entirely new level, beyond that of cool. Usually used as an adjective.

Laura: Hey Ray

Ray: Hey Laura! Is that a new shirt?
Laura: Just got it yesterday.
Ray: It's veery poochie.

by poochieboy August 1, 2010

poocano

A conical mound of poo resembling the shape of a volcano. Commonly found in concert/festival portaloos and broken toilets of parties.

"i'd rather sh*t my pants than go near that poocano "

by d.widget August 3, 2007

poocalepsy

the overwhelming urge to fall asleep on the toilet.

Matthew's resonating snores in the office restroom proved that his poocalepsy was a recurring problem.

by PogoJojo August 2, 2011

Poocaso

A bowel movement so beautiful that it commands to be identified as a timeless masterpiece.

1. I gave birth to a bowel movement that would later be identified as the first chunk of fecal matter so precious that it need be validated as an original Poocaso, instantly a timeless classic that would provide inspiration and motivation for many generations to come.

2. Mr. Tosto was dubbed the Poocaso bandit by local authorities for the crimes against humanity he committed when trying to sell the critically acclaimed Poocaso he had stolen from the National Art Museum.

by The Snow Master September 12, 2012