Pedasite

Pedasite

A pedestrian who impedes the flow of vehicle traffic. A pedasite is a person who walks slowly across a street at crosswalk causing traffic to backup. A pedasite can also be a person that crosses in the middle of a street causing traffic to slow down until they are out of the way.

The two Pedasites were to busy talking to each other to notice how slow they were walking causing several cars to miss the green light.

by Stephen May February 9, 2007

pedant

A dogmatic ergo annoying person

Maddy exemplifies one perfectly

by Timothy June 17, 2005

Pedahomonecrabeastaphyliac

The raping of a small dead animal that is the same sex as you.

"Jeff did you hear that Spencer is a Pedahomonecrabeastaphyliac

by Alex Krane October 14, 2008

pedantist

Someone who does everything way before it is due and then brags about it. It is another form of pedantry

Erika is a pedantist because she always does everything early then tells everyone about it.

by Denzel Williams February 16, 2017

pedal monkey

A person used to do mindless tasks like japanese child laborers. Someone capable of doing the stupidest taskes

person 1: This is so boring, get somebody else to do this
person 2: hold on il get a pedal monkey

by nah sahsen May 29, 2009

pedantosaur

(puh-dan-toe-sore)
-noun

The precocious and pedantic use of esoteric words in a conceited, scholarly manner. The words are dropped into a conversation so frequently that they cannot be ignored, thus giving the speaker additional undeserved attention and perpetuating the cycle.

"I couldn't understand a word he said. I stopped listening to that narcissistic pedantosaur over an hour ago."

by Dyslexicon March 29, 2010

Pedal Honey

Any woman who loves getting their clit fingered in a motion that is like pedaling a bike.

That bitch is a total Pedal Honey

by Andrew J. Shitmapants June 8, 2010