blocking the plate

When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.

I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.

by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017

CrossFit Plates

Fake plates. They are way too ambiguous. You could load up the bar and have it look like 300kg when in fact it’s only 80kg.

Did you see John’s deadlift PR? Looked like 250?
Nah CrossFit plates pal.

by shakalakablacka December 1, 2017

Get The Plates

Get The Plates is phrase used when implying that someone or something has just been "served". Commonly used in high schools with many variations such as, "Start handing the plates out" and "Get the plates cuz' you just got served"

WOAH, thats guys gonna need a stack! (of plates)

by SerBSPeeD September 11, 2004

cold plate

When a stripper puts dry ice in your ass.

Ie I was at Jaguar last night and paid $80 for a cold plate

by Coldplate75 November 10, 2017

Jazz on a plate

A good idea that is solid and grounded.

Differs from 'Jazz at the end of a shoe string',a good idea that is so far out it has the possibility to go tits up.

When someone comes up with a great idea that seems as if it can't fail the reference to that idea is that it is 'jazz on a plate'.

by Joe Pleb July 24, 2009

sex on a plate

When A guy is so hawt, delicious and FINE that you want to eat him all up like a fruit roll up. He can get it.

Thinking to myself, “Dayuuumnmn that guy is sex on a plate!!!”

by thinkingtomyself April 5, 2019

plate unveiling

A coming out party.

Joy: "did you hear about Craig and Dustin's admission of sweet love for each other?"
Terri: "oh yeah, I went to their Plate Unveiling"

by DrewPurdue March 15, 2019