Face Plant

When your overly inebriated and then proceed to fall on your face....Usually while passing out and/or tripping over the invisible object that only you believed was there...

"Dude... what happen to his face?"

"His driveway!! Face Plant right on that bitch"

by AcaciaOctoberRain666 January 9, 2010

Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.

Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!

by CloudeSmoke July 19, 2020

Plant City

A sad little town close to Tampa. There's nothing to do and the only thing that a person can look forward to is the Strawberry Festival. The local schools show there stupid piggies and horsies and have a grand old time. Its great if you're old and like to play golf. There's lots of Mexicans and of course, local gangs. There used to be plenty of free events but thanks to a certain economic recession, nothing is free anymore. You've got Tomlin and Marshall for middle school and Plant City High and Durant High for high school. Each group of schools is "rivals." Plant City High School sports didn't do too badly in the 2007-2008 seasons. The plazas are ridiculously annoying. There's virtually nothing interesting to do. Its an OK place but if you want a real life, you don't want to live here. If you do, you're kinda crazy.

A: "Where do you live?"
B: "Plant City."
A: "where's that?"

by PlantCitySucksOnStrawberries May 9, 2008

plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating

"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."

by BoomBangBonk November 1, 2013

sling the plant

The act of selling marijuana

Joe advised his clients not to sling the plant.

by Brownshoesmonty August 23, 2022

peace plant

a term for marijuana

Dude, lets get the krew together and smoke da peace plant.

by superdamian July 20, 2008

scum plant

Any vegetable that is green, and gets covered in a pickling juice

Sorry, I can't eat Sprouts because they are a scum plant

by doctor greens May 18, 2007