pasty ass pasta

A white person

Zoe McConnell is a pasty ass pasta

by Kiddydiddler21123 March 2, 2021

pasty grazer

An item of clothing so short, that the hem grazes the vagina.

That dress is a bit of a pasty grazer

by RagmanKenwyn September 27, 2017

Look at the pasties

When you are trying to hide laughter from someone.
You would 'Look at the pasties' when the laughter being seen would be damaging.

Tom and Jen played a prank on Dad by putting a joke ticket on his car, but had to hide their laughter as he approached by looking at the pasties.

Dude, she walks funny- its hilarious!! We need to look at the pasties so she doesn't see us.

by Tomjen August 17, 2009

Chucking his muck into a pasty

the soon to be sted demon needs to share their muck for others to eat in a pasty

Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made me so erect he finds any warm pocket necessary to stick it in and splatter

by Someone1254 April 28, 2025

Video Pastie

The blurry spots that are superimposed over genitalia and breasts in videos. Used to hide nudity or pretend nudity. Also to hide one's identity or other info that can't be released publicly. Can also be used for censorship/propaganda.

(While watching TV)

other person: I bet the camera man got wood filming that!
Steve: She wasn't really naked, the video pasties just make you think she is.
other person: What's a video pastie?
Steve: The blurry spot over their goodies.

other person: Oh, like they use on the cop shows.
Steve: Yep.
other person: That takes the fun out of it knowing she wasn't really naked.

by Gee Steve April 25, 2019

Pasty Tapping

To masturbate the female genitals.

There'll be lots of pasty tapping, when I go to my girlfriends tonight.

by paulie49 February 25, 2021

Pasty’s

Something used to “ tape them suckers down.”

Honey you need some pasty’s.

by Whale scientist February 3, 2018