Panda pussy

A woman with a rarely chubby or overweight vagina. Often mistaken for a phoofah. Penatrating the panda pussy is known as an act of bambooing.

Hey bro you get with that girl?
Yea man she has that panda pussy!
DAMN Bro! Was it nice?
I had that girl bamboozeled!

by Pandafever August 6, 2016

Water Panda

n. An Asian Creature closely related to the Great Panda. It's natural habitat is the Breaststroke or IM set. It is a very odd animal that always wears aviators, baseball gloves and listens to techno remixes to songs like "What is love". The population of Water Pandas world wide are dwindling becasue of the fact the the males have trouble "getting any".

***Have extreme caution when interacting with one, becuase they can become very cocky sometimes. ***

"O shit, the Water Panda just went a 2:03"
"shit man, he's gonna be bragging about that for weeks"

by clawz July 16, 2008

panda style

A sex move where one person punches the other in the face, resulting in them getting a black eye. The punch can occur at 3 different stages:
1: Before sex. Most commonly performed by wife beaters.
2: During sex. Most commonly performed by kinky partners.
3: After sex. Most commonly after an ill recieved post-coital slip of the tongue. e.g. "By the way, I'm married"

In the first episode of Californication, that girl from The Nanny goes panda style on David Duchovny.

by Šteggs September 5, 2007

Sex panda

A larger, thicker (yet still attractive) woman who is extremely enthusiastic in the bedroom.

Yo man, check out that sex panda. I want her to chew on MY bamboo.

by snalnsad May 4, 2008

Panda Bacon

The damp, wrinkled skin on a chinese baby's scrotum after taking a warm bubble bath.

Man #1: Take Yingpei out of the bath. I can see that his panda bacon has been prepared.

by PubicField July 15, 2009

Panda

A chubby girl with a cute face.

If there aren't any hot girls in here, we can atleast cuddle with the pandas.

by antipandagal January 9, 2009

panda cow

Quite simply, a cross between a panda and a cow.

Guy 1: "Dude! that thing is whack! It looks like a panda and a cow made it! wtf is it???"

Guy 2: "dude, that's a panda cow!"

by Stonaaar August 1, 2008