Muttink

A word used by people of a very special level of intelligence for what others would call a dog.

"Whose muttink is this?"

by RTM 1963 September 19, 2025

Mucking out

Wirral slang for clearing out an anal passage

Look at JonBoy giving himself and The Ferret a reet good mucking out with the foot pump

by Birkenhead Bugle October 13, 2025

Muckin my stalls

When one gentleman moves in on another gentleman’s stable of ladies.

Hey Tyrone, if I hear tell of you muckin my stalls whilst I’m out of town, I’ll take it as a personal affront!

by WebsterNouveau November 17, 2025

matt murkin

A really dopey twat who thinks he's a pulling machine but he's really not, he thinks he's the beez knees, he thinks it's Sunday on a Monday like the stupid prick he is.

Geoff-Is it a Friday or a Saturday, cause it feels like a Sunday
Hagrid-your a real matt murkin you know that??

by Dr floppy schlong July 12, 2017

Elon Musking

Working hard to achieve your dreams or unlikely results

Person A: "Where is your brother? I haven't seen him in weeks!"
Person B: "He is Elon Musking in the library."

by Gaussberg February 18, 2018

penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.

Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."

by xSebZero April 11, 2021

Elon Musking

Eating out your girlfriend and rising up making rocket noises

Elon Musking: Holding your girlfriend up by her thighs and slowly rise while you eat her out and make rocket noises saying “Takeoff”

by Elon masking July 18, 2021