Mullet Fish

A fish with a mullet and tn's that will staunch you to death
Guy 1: How does that mullet fish have a new girl already?
Guy 2: His mullet and tn's get all the fish in the sea
by Toby.H May 04, 2017
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Nouveau Mullet

A term of reference used by the already muletted to describe people who had the audacity to grow a mullet by actually working for it rather than by patronage and inheritance.

One could argue that the only validity of the derogatory moniker is for those who have more mullet than class - but then that could be said of the more traditional mulleted.

by John Zorn February 12, 2009
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southern mullet

Pubic hair that is long in the back, towards the asscrack, and short in the front.
Lick my southern mullet.
by grandpoopba69 August 12, 2003
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mullet hunter

one who searches county fairs, bowling alleys, and several hoosier states (i'm using hoosier as an adjective) for people with mullets.
at camp, my friends and i have a scoring system for mullet hunting.
by jdunmer1018 March 10, 2005
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Beaver mullet

When the taint is extra hairy and possesses a rat tail like quality that resembles a mullet around the vulva.
Man, I went down on this chick yesterday and her beaver mullet tickled my chin.
by Jedifmoney September 23, 2016
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Desk Mullet

When sitting behind your desk at work, the person is wearing a nice business shirt, but no pants. Business up top and party down-under!!
I totally caught my boss pulling a desk mullet in his office today, I'm scarred, and a little impressed.
by Crazycox August 13, 2016
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mullet papi

Calum Hood (and his incredible mullet, which was revealed in a video uploaded to twitter by the bassist himself on April 24th, 2021).
Person 1: Did you see Calum Hood's new haircut?
Person 2: Yes I did! Isn't it magnificent? Dang, I love mullet papi.
by someonereallyfancy June 06, 2021
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