muffler

(1) Girlfriend / fiancee / wife.

(2) When a woman stuffs her muff in her man's face.

Sarah gave Jeff a muffler, muffling his car talk.

by Sara Lee January 8, 2007

muffle

n. An acronym of Modern Usage For Finding Latin Erudition.*

Muffles are anything found at the present time that are derived from Latin or Greek or allude to them.

Derivitives are not muffles.

Muffles can be shared with Latin classes to earn a student extra credit in the class.

*May be replaced with Edification.

Latin Lover: Dude, ever notice how the cross country team has winged sandals on the back of their jerseys?
Caesar's Homeboy: Just like Mercury? Woah, muffle!

by EmersonienEra September 7, 2006

muffle bag

a theoretical bag in which females are chosen for situations such as dates or booty calls.

Dude 1- "Dude, I don't know who I'm gonna ask to this fucking junior high prom."

Dude 2- "Just reach into that muffle bag of yours and pull something out."

by bronerfactory December 4, 2009

muffled

also know as a one hiter quiter to be hit once and instantly hit the ground from a punch or vicious kick or even a blunt object.

He Keep messin wit me and imma muffled his ass!

by Youngbleeze October 16, 2006

muffler

Thingy you put up the end of on an car so the exaust gas wil sound nice

w00t ! Look at that muffler ! Its so fecking big ! Its almost like teh rocket pipe in Need for speed udnerground

by Michal December 17, 2003

Muffle-Fuck

The act of having sexual relations with your car or car parts such as a muffler

Dude: Have you seen bob latly?
Dude2: No but he told me he was goin' to muffle-fuck his girlfriends car.

by Mr.Trips ( jacob barile) December 28, 2007

muffler bearing

a muffler bearing is a term used when you here a loud rattleing sound comeing from the under carrige of a passing car or maybe your own

hey man i think your muffler bearings going out

by peter gosinya January 11, 2009