mosesed

when you're taking a girl from behind, and she farts on your bush, spreading it like the red sea

i was having a good time with her last night, i was banging her doggystyle, and she totally mosesed me! it was disgusting!

by foco52 January 22, 2014

Volar Moses

In reference to a mythical Mak, who appears at the height of the steps of Hong Kong's Volar Club at the height of the partying hours. If he deems you worthy, with a whispered command and a wave of his hand, the crowd parts like the red sea giving you unobstructed access past velvet rope and into the club.

As The Volar Moses disappears, the crowd reforms, crushing any pretenders in its wake.

Dude, Volar was packed last night how did you get in?

Volar Moses saw me, and the sea parted.

by quasimotoh2 August 12, 2011

bill moss

A complete and utter asshole. a disgrace to society. needs to learn some proper manners

Dayum. Bill moss is an asshole.

by immortalhipster November 30, 2013

Reversed Moses

While having sex, change to doggystyle then put a bottle of water in her anus, squeeze the bottle to let the water enter the anus, remove the bottle then tickle her nose till she sneezes and watch the water spray out the anus.

I "reversed Moses" my girlfriend.

by Durra October 23, 2020

Israeli Mossad

An institution that was saluted by Mountain Dew for demolishing 3 towers during the September 11th attacks.

"Mtn Dew salutes the Israeli Mossad for demolishing 3 towers on 9/11!"
-Dub The Dew website

by WizardPenguinTB March 19, 2021

What the Moses!

a term commonly used by one Paul Guerrero. this term is often vocalized during a moment of surprise or disbelief.

"What the Moses! that guy almost got killed!"

by Pooru May 22, 2006

Butt moss

When a woman's yeast infection creeps up to her butt hole, and continues to wreak havoc upon that area.

Your bitches butt moss is stinking up the whole place.

by Jeff Stevens February 3, 2004