child molestor

freddys daddy

freddys daddy touches him behind the furnace

by freddy July 26, 2003

molesterbate

To give someone a handjob/ to finger them. anything one can do to themselves, done by another person, with a sexual intent

Ria molesterbated Tj when he took his pants off

Tj molesterbated that hot girl in the movie theatre

by Ria March 12, 2005

Molested

The state of being so violently high that one can only describe the feeling as having been "molested" by marijuana.

A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.

The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.

Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.

David: ...woh...we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes...i think...

Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...

David: ...gurgle...

by RIPYoda October 4, 2010

molesterbate

1: To touch yourself in an unwanted sexual manner.

2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.

1: "Don't molesterbate Alex!" "You think I want to do this Tom?!?!"

2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."

by longduckdong August 5, 2014

Ur Ancestor A Molestor

The orginal comeback, once thought to be lost in translation. Causes the univers to cease existing.

Timmy: Hey Jimmy guess what?
Jimmy:What?
Timmy:Ur Ancestor A Molestor.
(The universe ceases to exist as Timmy recreates it in his own image)

by I’mgaylol March 24, 2018

molesturbation

masturbating when you dont really want to

molesturbation

by mr.malfunction November 29, 2009

Lester De Malester Cockenstien

A man who can get a large erection in under 5 seconds.

Woah, did you see that, A-Pod jr. is a Lester De Malester Cockenstien.

by A Lost Purse October 3, 2010