sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze

i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold

by sloppyslipslap June 4, 2020

Retardation Molestation

When "Private investigator" assholes cross white lines.

That girl was hurt by a group of retardation molestation.

by iblamethelaptop May 29, 2016

molest-stache

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.

Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!

by ROGGDOGG87 March 20, 2016

Molest

The science teacher who cant get enough pussy

Mr Robins wants to molest me

by VolatileDoor6 July 30, 2023

Blue headed molestation monkey

to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers

I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.

by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021

snake molester

A guy who would basically screw anything.

John is a snake molester. He'd fuck a snake if you held it still.

by alljackandnowork December 11, 2011

Molest

To touch sexually without permission.

Bro, you're such a molest WTF

by s0me0ne 2.0 November 22, 2022