Mustache

A pillow located on the upper lip used for cushioning falls. Is often confused with beards.

Joe: Good thing I had this mustache to break my 18-story fall, eh Bob?
Bob: Dude, that is not normal.

by Sipping Juice February 6, 2009

Mustache

A mustache is an amazing addition to your face. It is the most awesome noun in the universe. Mustaches rule. Mustaches will take you to places unimaginable. There are mustaches on almost every villian in movies. There are pencil mustaches, mustaches like Mario has, moustaches (TEEHEE) ,and the most popular mustache of all, handlebar mustaches.

Person 1- Whoa, is that a handlebar mustache on that guy?
Person 2- yeah. Isn't that so amazing?
Person 1- i wanna be him.

by Zoan June 2, 2013

mustache girl

girl with a mustache- usually an italian woman

damn his moms gota mustache
your grams got a mustache

by Boo February 19, 2005

Mexican Mustache

The act of jizzing under a girls nose and then ripping off your own pubic hair and placing it on top of the jizz so it will stick.

Hey Kathy, make me a sandwich or I will give you a mexican mustache.

by kylesrgnt June 30, 2010

Mustache Monday

The first Monday after the end of No Shave November.

On this day, men shave their faces after a month of neglect; leaving nothing except a mustache style of their choice.

Everyone thought John's fu manchu was hilarious on Mustache Monday.

by Loudly December 17, 2009

purple mustache

subtle reference refering to the appearance of the anus after extended anal sex. a mixture of colours, wine red, and various earth tones mixing into a hairy purple mess. Flushed skin with various..secretions. A spin on the older term 'cranberry juice stains', hinting at possible stains left on an unfortunate subject's boxer shorts the morning after.

Tommy went back to Regis and Gelman's condo? Someone's going to wake up with quite a purple mustache tomorrow!

by snake vargas July 16, 2008

mustache

A section of facial hair located above the lips. A popular style ith adolescents. Also called a "stache"

Bob: Hey, like my mustache?
Bob2: no.

by scy1192 March 19, 2008