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Midget punting

The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.

It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.
- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”
by Monghider July 2, 2020
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mg midget

A small fashionable car designed for a classy MAN. Although the driver of this of this car may seem gay at first be assured they are not. The car may be weak but it has history.
How that guy drives an MG Midget... he must have a lot of friends.
by Big Mac Jack November 22, 2019
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midget army

The Midget Army is a group of small people that form together to take on anything that intimidates them. They are cool people once you get to know them, but don't go too far with the small jokes.
Nathan- Ha! You guys look like you are in kindergarten!

Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!

Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.
by A Member Of The Midget Army December 27, 2013
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Midget-On-Steroids

1. A kid whose friends are taller than him who happens to be more muscular than them.
2. A short dude who lifts weights.
3. A muscular midget
4. A midget who is actually pumping steroids into his system.
5. A term of endearment to the short-muscular guy in your group of friends (in the non-gay were totally cool kind of way)
Wassup Midget-On-Steroids?
Hey midget on steroids, man do you like eat steroids for breakfast?!?
by Valher November 2, 2009
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midget fondler

To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.
Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.
by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009
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midget dinner

The proper and scientific name for "fidget spinner" the common misconception came from Chinese off brands
Dan-That's a cool fidget spinner !
Tami- You can't assume.Its my midget dinner!
by .PsEUD0nym- July 18, 2017
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midget buzzing

mostly used in video games midget buzzing is the act of sneaking up on a person and clapping it from behind while the person dies without realising
guy 1: dude you should get pubg that game is awesome me and my buddy were just midget buzzing everyone
guy2: tf is midget buzzing
guy1: sneaking up on tards and killing them while they dont realise
by gajunas July 21, 2018
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