the kyle method

when you bash your head into the wall until you fall asleep to avoid having to pay for nyquil

"I don't have enough money for nyquil"-Giga Chad
"try doing the kyle method"-Giga Brad

by Thymuffinman December 14, 2021

Wonder method

It's when there's a shortage of toilet paper and you resort to using a slice of white bread ( or wheat depending on your gluten allergies) ! Often returning it to the loaf for reuse.

Doughboy- man this crazy shortage of toilet paper made me resort to the Wonder method! And then Wonderboymade a sandwich ! what a jackrag!

by Nick worder March 25, 2020

The Pull Method

Once in the air once in her hair

The Pull Method, alternative to birth control, pull out or congrats on the new brats

by Paddycakes at party boyz April 16, 2022

The Veitch method

Deprived from ancient Scotland the Veitch method is the well known act of completing a task in the best way possible. Carried through traditions "The Veitch Method" is widely regarded amongst those who wish to complete tasks not only efficiently but the best way.

I am going to build a deck, and I will be using "The Veitch method" for deck construction (The best way.)

by Ethan.M July 20, 2022

1984 Method

A slang phrase referring to a no-nonsense, serious, action or set of actions, more commonly used within Fortnite to describe a sweaty or hardcore playstyle.

The phrase is completely incoherent, it's possible it references the George Orwell novel "1984", however there is no clear connection between how the phrase is used and the book itself.

It originated within in-game voice chats for the Fortnite game mode Llama Wars describing a player who used a stereotypically sweaty playstyle typically involving building more skyscrapers than there are in NYC within 5 seconds of joining the game, from there it spread to other lobbies and game modes.

He's using the 1984 method!

by Plastics eated April 28, 2023

The smoothie method

Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar

The smoothie method from happy

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

The Fitsgerald Method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home and smoke meth-amphetamine.

i didn't want to be a pussy.. but i am.. so i pulled The Fitsgerald Method and sent my friend to do my fighting.. The meth was shitty.. because i can't even do that right.

by Anyonefromlowville March 17, 2016