Merritt Sampler

When a hella east bay dude in his late 20s / early 30s, recently single, samples among the local Oakland women - of various sizes, shapes, flavors, and ethnicities - in and around the Lake Merritt, Downtown, and Uptown Oakland area.

Rick: What's up, Ross?

Ross: Not much, Rick. Where's Jeff?

Rick: That jabroni? Jeez, I heard he cut loose his Rita Hayworth and has been indulging hisself in a MERRITT SAMPLER.

Ross: Isn't it spelled merit?

by MACK 10 THE KNIFE October 21, 2011

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merridith

Nice, really smart, the best friend you can ever ask for, helpful, always sharing, funny, and super duper likes PARTIES!!!

Girl 1: Did you meet Merridith
Girl 2: Yes she is my best friend

Girl 1: Lucky I’m afraid she’ll say no
Girl 2: Just ask she is super friendly
Girl 1: OMG she said yes!!!
Girl 2: I told you she would say yes

Girl 1: Thank you so MUCH and I mean it

Girl 2: Oh no problem and you’re welcome

by Totally GIRLS January 10, 2018

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merrina

Merrina is a sweet loving person. Usually doesn’t have any siblings and hangs out with other family members. A Merrina does intend to get in a lot of fights with others. She is sweet, loving, can be strange sometimes, and cares for those by her side.

Girl1: It that Merrina fighting with that other girl?!?
Girl2: Yeah, I believe so.
Girl1: But she is so sweet though.
Girl2: I know right!

by •Lele• May 26, 2018

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