Marging

When you smoke a fat joint or blunt and the ash sticks on in a tower of black ash resembling marge simpson's blue eraser hair.

yo look at the joint its fucking marging! ha Yeah yo it looks like marge simpsons hair!

by kubiesnacks June 29, 2011

lemon meringue

When a guy blows his load in a girls mouth and follows it with a stream of urine.

"I drank so much last night, then totally lemon meringued that girl."

by Daniel cumtongue Nelson March 24, 2009

Profit-margins

Adj.

Used to describe an individual whose soul objective is the pursuit of high profit-margins. Often this results in shady, but pathetic business sales of playground contraband, i.e. cookies

T-Bry: Oi, sklep, gimme a cookie, boi
Dam: 50p, up front
T-Bry: Calm down, profit-margins, I got the cash

by Genius of the Restoration November 22, 2011

Velvet Merlin

When a woman places her vagina on an unsuspecting person's face; The female equivalent of teabagging.

During that lapdance the stripper slip and gave me the velvet merlin.
I passed out at Aiden's party and every girl there took pictures of them giving me a velvet merlin. I'm so embarrassed.

by JackAwful October 3, 2014

lady merlin

a hot as fuck mage from the seven deadly sins, boar sin of gluttony.
escanor's crush lol.

"Lady Merlin,daughter of Belialuin."

by hidanswhore January 31, 2021

Out of your MERLIN

If something is out of your MERLIN (or Mental Realm Capacity) it means that it is out of your understanding, knowledge or comprehension.

Person 1: Hey do you know how this works?
Person 2: No, It's out of my MERLIN
Person 1: Your what?
Person 2: my MERLIN, Mental Realm Capacity
Person 1: What?
Person 2: you wouldn't get it, it's out of your MERLIN

by Gezzed November 23, 2011

merkin

a swab for a cannon.

use the merkin to clean the cannon. see webster's dictionary, third edition.

by noodlenoggin98 October 8, 2009