Convict Material

a girl so ugly or dirty in hygiene that the only guys who would give her the time of day are convicts, jailbirds and men who work fast food jobs looking for a quick piece of ass.

No wonder that girl is so jealous of her aqaintance who gets all quality men, she's merely convict material.

Only a convict would fuck that used up bustdown. She's pure convict material.

by poev January 18, 2009

model material

To be model material means to be so pretty that you could be on the cover of a magazine. You've got what it needs to become a model.

Emma, you're totally model material! You should get an agent

by itsroarrr January 25, 2019

third-eye material

Information, supposed facts, or opinions (especially having to do with post-modern philosophies) that someone has seemingly pulled from their ass to serve their ego.

"In just 7 years, every cell in the human body has completely been recycled, and you are an entirely new person."

-third-eye material

by magnoliak February 26, 2011

Status Material

Something that would make a good status. Such as a song lyrics, famous qoute, a saying, or something funny that you heard. Good status material is key for making a good status.

Holly: I like the qoute "Truth is everyone is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
Claire: That is such Status Material.

by moonlightt13 August 11, 2010

Wifey material

Being "wifey material" goes way more than being an educated woman who will cook for her husband, clean the laundry or feed the kids. A woman who's wifey material is supportive, loyal, respectful towards her companion, someone who fights for her family and brings union between these members.

We gotta stop stereotyping and start attributing to women their true values!

She supports her husband everyday... She's wifey material!

by Ilovewomenithinktheyrethebest November 26, 2020

PICHKA TI MATERINA

Your mothers pussy...in true Serbian. Not that Croat shit!

Idi u pichku materinu.
Go back into your mothers pussy.

by MAYA April 24, 2005

material

Something people use to help them come down faster when they're masturbating.
Almost always porn or sexually related things.

'I can't masturbate without material anymore because pornography has ruined my imagination".

by dislikement February 17, 2007