MILF

Mother
I'd

Like (to)
Fuck

(a hot mother you would like to have sex with)

he's only my friend cuse his mom is a MILF

by sr.smiles January 24, 2010

MILF

Mrs. Benz; an extremely fucking hot mom. Stands for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck".

Holy shit! Mrs. Benz is such a fucking MILF!

by The Fucking Don April 8, 2008

Wanna be MILF

A teen girl who hopes to get pregnant in hopes to be labeled a MILF. This occurs when young girls feel that babies are trendy and cool. Celebrities with many kids and movies glorifying MILFs created an army of wanna be MILFs.
In this context babys are like purse dogs

MILF: "I am so glad I still look hot at 32 after having a baby"

Guy: "Angelina Jolie is such a MILF"
Teengirl "babies are soooo cute I want to have one so I can be super sexy and cool. I will be the hottest MILF at 15"
Guy: "You are such a wanna be MILF, I will knock you up so I can be a fly baby daddy tho"

by Patrick Poser April 16, 2009

MILF

1.)Mother I'd Like To Fuck
2.)Moose I'd Like To Forget; aka: The last girl that I fucked

1.)In my opinion, my mom is a MILF
2.)That girl that I shagged while I was drunk is a MILF

by Frankendick May 24, 2005

milf

1) Mom I'd like to fuck
2)Man/men I'd like to fuck

1) "Whoa, your mom is such a milf I'd bang her on this kitchen counter right now!!"

2)"Do you see all the milfs here!? Oh my god, they are all so hot, it's like I've died and gone to heaven!"

3)"I wish that milf over there would fuck me hard.."

by Befffffers January 2, 2008

milf

This is basically the female version of the male word MILF:which means Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck. If a female names someone of the opposite gender a MILF it then means: Man I'd Like (to) Fuck.

I mean DAMN!!!!! Pllllleeeeaaaassssseeee tell me you saw that fine ass milf just walk out that door!!!

by LoVeLyReD November 10, 2009

Milf

Milf is a lady that has a kid or kids and is rather attractive,a mother that you want to fuck the shit out of. A milf can be your best friends mother and be at an age of 30 to 55years old.

Wow did you see the milf in the frozen food isle!

by Klassen December 28, 2005