A special chance meeting at a red light with someone of lesser intelligence who just cut you off and/or sped in front of you so that they could get in front of you. Usually the result of wasteful speeding and/or reckless driving.
"The other day I had a red light rendezvous with a Mustang that cut me off for no reason. I promptly gave him the finger."
by LesJuanTed October 20, 2008
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When you intended to pull an all-nighter but ended up falling asleep with all the lights on instead.
I pulled an all-lighter on my linguistics paper, and now I only have 2 hours to get this done and handed in!
by ssassafrass February 23, 2010
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2. A weaker, somewhat pathetic joint or any such cheap imitation.
2. A weaker, somewhat pathetic joint or any such cheap imitation.
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2. That muscular post-op tranny is like a J Light: looks like a man but in fact has an inverted-ball-sack-vagina.
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When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.
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"MOM, stop texting and driving!"
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