Kinected out

When your Kinect moves up and down and checks you out.

Tommy: Dude what are you doing with my Kinect?
Trude: Im totally getting Kinected Out.
Tommy: Its just wondering how tall you are DUH..

by LOLlamaz_1 November 26, 2010

Kinder-Gamer

1. A child or preteen that needs their parents permission and credit card to enter into an established MMORPG, thusly ruining the community and destroying adult gamer's good time.

2. A nOOb that refuses to follow netiquitte and shut off THE DAMN CAP LOCKS!-in any MMO game.

3. Any child in an Online game with a name like PhuXurMom,Poopalotti,KingDong,Poontrasher,xTehShItx,
Gankenyoo.

"This game was cool in Beta but then the developers let in all the Kinder-Gamers and now it's just a damned daycare."

by MrBaldNBad February 9, 2010

Kinecturbating

The act of slapping one's junk against the camera of a Xbone Kinect. Normally executed via Skype for the pleasure of one or all affiliated with the Skype call.

Guy1: "Hey whats Tim up to?"
Guy2: "He's probably Skyping Sarah with his Kinect."
Guy1:"Fucker is probably kinecturbating?"

by CrispyHippie March 5, 2015

kindergarten thug

When a child acts ghetto on the internet and thinks hes a real O.G.

squeaker: ima beat yo ass
everyone else: shut yo kindergarten thug ass up

by Dat Man Greg November 25, 2015

Kinderfuck

A significant mess or situation beyond repair that happened at the hands of a toddler or young child.

Dude, my kid Got into my record collection last night and now it's a total kinderfuck.

by DJ Bee July 21, 2016

Kindercollege

When a person schedules only early morning classes with the intention of napping in the afternoon.

Aliya can't handle going to school for a full day so she's going to kindercollege.

by Jayzion October 6, 2016

kinderman

A bad ass pussy slayer that moves from town to town

Dude 1: Holy shit, lock up your girl there is a kinderman moving to town
Dude 2: you better practice your goblin stomp or that guy will make a queefen out of you
Dude 2: fuck that bro, he's a kinderman and I'm already a vaginal blood fart

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