THE KEYBOARD ALPHABET

The alphabet on a keyboard such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnm

Kyle:Hey bro what is the keyboard alphabet?
James:Kyle are you dumb it's qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by loxdgamer12 October 6, 2018

keyboard rambo

An inability for a person to stop giving there opinion in an online comments section or thread. Characterised by an unwillingness to back down even in the face of an overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Often a display of attention seeking behaviour.

"I think we have a keyboard rambo on our hands, they don't seem to understand or give up."

by Mrs Joyfart February 9, 2018

keyboard cowell

When someone acts like an asshole (Simon Cowell) just because they're behind a computer screen and a fake name.

A guy who is short: "lololol your stupid as shit I'd beat you to death if i saw you in real life"
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.

by LordoftheWholocked September 28, 2013

ghetto keyboard

when your laptop broke down and u don't have enough money so u have to attach an old keyboard

you wanna use ma laptop then you'll need ma ghetto keyboard

by ghetto keyboard 123 January 5, 2017

Keyboard Cat

A cat who has died 2 times. There have been two cats who have been Keyboard Cat. At the time of the video recording, the original cat was 1 year old.

Have you seen Keyboard Cat?

by Scarlet LaNoire February 13, 2019

Keyboard Justice

1. See "Street Justice"
Getting back at someone for something they did to you, usually a lot worse than the original attack, but done over the computer.

2. Making fun of someone for a really lame comeback, or for trying to make fun of you.

1. Jim tripped Bob in the hallway today, so later Bob text spammed and broke his cell phone, then sent porn dialer's to his mother's computer.

2. "u r stupid idot go rot im a hole."

"Watch out for him, those comebacks are solid keyboard justice"

by KURTSAC October 5, 2009

Tradie's Keyboard

Australian slang for pokies (slot) machines. It refers to the tendency of Australian tradespeople to play pokies excessively and lose their life savings, sending them into a spiral of meth addiction and despondency.

'Damo been at the pub for 10 hours, tappin' away on the tradie's keyboard. Says today is the day he's gonna win it all back so he can see his kids again.'

by NMEwakeup September 8, 2022