Tradie's Keyboard

Australian slang for pokies (slot) machines. It refers to the tendency of Australian tradespeople to play pokies excessively and lose their life savings, sending them into a spiral of meth addiction and despondency.

'Damo been at the pub for 10 hours, tappin' away on the tradie's keyboard. Says today is the day he's gonna win it all back so he can see his kids again.'

by NMEwakeup September 08, 2022

Keyboard Cobber

The electronic version (emailing, texting, etc.) of a penpal. ("cobber" is australian for "pal")

My keyboard cobber John is from India. I have many keyboard cobbers.

by Steve J December 20, 2007

ghetto keyboard

when your laptop broke down and u don't have enough money so u have to attach an old keyboard

you wanna use ma laptop then you'll need ma ghetto keyboard

by ghetto keyboard 123 January 06, 2017

THE KEYBOARD ALPHABET

The alphabet on a keyboard such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxvbnm

Kyle:Hey bro what is the keyboard alphabet?
James:Kyle are you dumb it's qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

by loxdgamer12 October 06, 2018

Keyboard hands

When the hands of said keyboard user become increasingly veiny after process of playing/typing.

1-Woah man you got keyboard hands
2-Ah happens all the time when im playing

1-kinda hot though

2-Bro

by SickoBamba069 December 30, 2021

keyboard cowell

When someone acts like an asshole (Simon Cowell) just because they're behind a computer screen and a fake name.

A guy who is short: "lololol your stupid as shit I'd beat you to death if i saw you in real life"
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.

by LordoftheWholocked September 16, 2013

Keyboard Cat

A cat who has died 2 times. There have been two cats who have been Keyboard Cat. At the time of the video recording, the original cat was 1 year old.

Have you seen Keyboard Cat?

by Scarlet LaNoire February 13, 2019