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keyboard warrior creator

A sad person who gets a kick out goading an innocent person then calling this person a keyboard warrior! When in actual fact the person being goaded is just reacting to being called something derogatory and\or insulting!

Usually this is done through the text-based medium of the internet and usually under the cover of humour and usually split between threads or conversations to mask the accusation.
Person1: Hey you're an ass lol!

Person2: What? Did you just call me an ass? What the well you're a bigger ass! Was that supposed to be funny?

Person1: Omg you're such a keyboard warrior!

Person 1 is a keyboard warrior creator.

KeyBoard Warlord

1. King of the Keyboard Warriors and often one to flame real easy. These people are insecure and will often flame you, even for the smallest insults. These people will express all of their anger every time they log on to a thread, forum board, or even on online games. They often can be mistaken for a troll, but they are not trolls and are often prey to trolls. Since they are prone to this, they use there awesome and masterful keyboard weapon to combat the trolls. Often times they will rage and lose in a heartbeat. The Keyboard Warlord will lose faster than a Keyboard Warrior since they get angry very easily and can't help but rage. These people are often considered major losers and waste their time venting on the net when no one cares about what they are pissed off about. They also try to goad people into fighting online while being safely behind their computers.

They follow a routine of rage quit, coming back for more, and rage quit. They continue to repeat that process.
Example 1
Some guy: Wow, this kid is such a bitch. What a Keyboard Warlord.
Keyboard Warlord: I'M NOT A BITCH! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Example 2
Keyboard Warlord: Come on fight be you puss. I'm only 10 years old but I can kick your ass.
Troll: U M4D 8R3H??

Troll: You are such a Keyboard Warlord. GET A LIFE LOLOLOL
Keyboard Warlord: Man, You are a puss, fight me!!! I live 1000 miles away and my threats don't mean shit so come fight me.

Troll: Mad Hypocrite is mad
Keyboard Warlord: *Rage Quit*
KeyBoard Warlord by X Shadow Spec X February 23, 2011

keyboard solider 

One who likes to start fights on the internet, but wouldnt do anything in real life, most of the time they are miles away and you will never ever meet them
Noob1234: Dude stfu before i kick your ass, im gonna come over and hit you with a sledge hammer.

normalperson001: just chill dude, stop being a keyboard solider, im in florida, you live in cali.
keyboard solider by Dragcamaro February 28, 2009

Keyboard Philanthropist 

A Facebook or Twitter (or similar online media) user who invests a huge 5-minute effort into saving the world via link-sharing and hardcore online chat.

Much like the keyboard warrior, the keyboard philanthropist has no genuine intentions whatsoever (though he/she may become overtly aggressive or enthusiastic if engaged), and is always best approached with a healthy amount of sarcasm, a Neil deGrasse Tyson Reaction meme or a taser.
Person 1: OMG guys that Kony guy is such a dickweed!!! Help me save Uganda by clicking 'like' or 'share' =)!

Person 2: Watch out Kony, you're dealing with a keyboard philanthropist over here...
Keyboard Philanthropist by Beargrid September 12, 2012

keyboard spam 

Something usually used when the person is excited or upset.
keyboard spam examplesExample 1, excited: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THE UPCOMING CONCERT BF^UYFVHVF&UYTB&IUR ^ROUN&^BTU#V^WFBWRO GEY Example 2, upset: OMFG YOU'RE A FUCKING HACKER YOU FUCKING BITCH ZYOZu DESERVE TO DIE IN A DITCH YOU FUCKING CAMPER IFUE V*YEuyj JYNO EYugnE B&UYI ENYI fiubygj ne8YU WY@B&IWN YWiuy bustayh I*ufhw n&HuyiSN bfyweabSIbf e

keyboard-activist  

A person who posts entries or comments on blogs and video sites completely unrelated to the topic currently under discussion, usually with a political motivation. Can...and should be used in a derogatory fashion.
I think all keyboard-activist (s) need to get a life.