Keyboard Cobber

The electronic version (emailing, texting, etc.) of a penpal. ("cobber" is australian for "pal")

My keyboard cobber John is from India. I have many keyboard cobbers.

by Steve J January 8, 2008

Keyboard Justice

1. See "Street Justice"
Getting back at someone for something they did to you, usually a lot worse than the original attack, but done over the computer.

2. Making fun of someone for a really lame comeback, or for trying to make fun of you.

1. Jim tripped Bob in the hallway today, so later Bob text spammed and broke his cell phone, then sent porn dialer's to his mother's computer.

2. "u r stupid idot go rot im a hole."

"Watch out for him, those comebacks are solid keyboard justice"

by KURTSAC October 5, 2009

Keyboard hands

When the hands of said keyboard user become increasingly veiny after process of playing/typing.

1-Woah man you got keyboard hands
2-Ah happens all the time when im playing

1-kinda hot though

2-Bro

by SickoBamba069 December 29, 2021

Keyboard Colonist

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.

Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”

by MCSpammer November 11, 2022

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by elmo but hes satan May 4, 2020

keyboard wallah

A worker in an Indian tech-support scam boiler room, or in social media follower farm.

You may have plenty of twitter followers but they're mostly fakes created by some keyboard wallah in Bangalore.

by the real juju July 30, 2017

Keyboard monkey

Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.

John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"

Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."

by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021