keledy

Egotistical faggot who spikes his hair, thinks he's hot shit, wears Hollister and shops at other stupid stores similar to that. But is a good, loyal friend/family member.

whoah man, look at that KELEDY over there with the dicklips!!!

by oooppa April 4, 2011

Kelvin

A friend you like to facetime and read this sh!t with. A classmate that keeps to himself a lot, but has lots of friends. You laugh together, you REEEEE together, you play ROBLOX together, but most of all... He’s the best asian person you’ll ever meet (except me 😜) He’s kinda an meanie pants sometimes :/

Brian A: WOAH! LOOK ITS KELVIN!
Pedro: Bro stfu idc
Brian A: *cries*
Pedro: yo chill
Natalie: Wtf went on here?
Pedro: Brian is crying cuz i said idc
Brian A: *big snot comes out of nose*
Me: EWWW
Kelvin: *giggles*

by Smol Potato Lover 😚 🥔 February 18, 2019

Kelvin

A giant Asian guy with a huge ballsack and likes to dip it into people's mouths. Has a gigantic ego and is also a thot and loves to roll around in pig shit. His real Asian name usually starts with "X". Very beautiful face with a giant dick. He is uncircumcised and has masturbated once in the shower. He thought about his girlfriend Millie (who has been to jail) while doing it and made a huge load

Guy 1: OMG that is Kelvin! I wish he would bone me!
Guy 2: He did bone me and left a huge load in me!

by succcccccc October 8, 2018

kelebe

to become gay, or openly homosexual

that one kid was getting to like men. he was becoming a kelebe

by caleb campbell June 23, 2006

Kelex

Definition for somebody nobody likes

Hey man, did you see that guy over there? He's such a kelex.

by Nobody lol September 28, 2018

kelvin wong

used instead of pete tong,
kelvin wong is the most annoying kid in the school so i officialy gave him this annoying tag, its all gone kevlin wong(in other words s**t)

i missed the bus, its all gone kelvin wong

by Luke smith1 March 6, 2008

Keeved

to get mad wet in your panties.

Jackson: Dude i was with ashley in the car and she totally keeved.

Bruce: haha dude that is funny :)

by iwannabeinsocal September 25, 2011